crabby-matchmaker:

I REALLY FUCKING DOUBT THAT IF YOU ACTUALLY MADE SOMEONE LOSE THEIR EYE.

HOW THE HELL COULD THAT BE FINE AFTERWARDS?

[You need to stop before you make him angry and become his hair’s next victim.]

They got treatment afterward.

{ Green responded simply, deciding to make it seem like he was pulling the guy’s leg rather than serious. Though he was very much serious. }