crabby-matchmaker:

WAIT, ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? DID YOU REALLY TAKE SOMEONE’S EYE OUT WITH YOUR HAIR?

[You pause for a moment. That is just…]

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST…. GO….

{ Green shook his head. }

No! It was fine afterward!

{ That didn’t exactly answer the boy’s question, but Green was too busy backtracking his words in his mind to care. }